Howdy stranger, I'm Sandy :)
“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.”
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
That awkward moment when you’re prepared for something scary but when it happens you still jump
Like waiting for the toaster?
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At least say thank you after using me.
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That annoying moment when your friends make it obvious that you like your crush.
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- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
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